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Kim Kardashian is too old for nudity now

Kim Kardashian posed naked for W magazine a week or two ago (pictures here) but Kim is turning 30 on Thursday so now she’s too old to pose nude again.

Kim, who celebrated her 30th in Vegas and NYC Friday and Saturday, told Us, “I don’t know [if I’ll pose nude again]. I’m too old for that now.. I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.”

It’s been a week since the W cover came out and now she’s “too old” to pose nude again? You can’t stop being a famewhore over night. It’s a gradual process. Much like you don’t see Paris Hilton all of a sudden stop being a whore after her birthday.

Kim sounds like she wants more money for her next nude. You’re a shrewd businesswoman, Ms. Kardashian, but I get the hint. Maybe this will change your mind. *Places $100 bill in her g-string and snaps the strap back*

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ddcharlie
ddcharlie
9 years ago

How about some Slim Fast?

Melbelle
Melbelle
9 years ago

OH please. She will never be too old to strip down. That has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You have to pee standing up to to think this was a good decision.

NeNe
NeNe
9 years ago
Reply to  Melbelle

@ Melbelle,

I just now read your comment, and coffee came shooting out of my nose. Thank you for the laugh. I definitely needed it.

NeNe
NeNe
9 years ago

As long as there is money involved, she will always be willing to take off her clothes. Isn’t that also called being a ‘whore’?

She is also, in my opinion, a little to big/thick to be wearing some of the clothes that she wears.

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