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Lindsay Lohan given no jail time

Looks like Lindsay Lohan’s plan to go to rehab and pretend to be serious about it worked. Lindsay showed up to court on time at 8:30 AM this morning with her game face on.

The judge ended up not following the DA’s recommendation of 180 days in county jail and instead sent her back to Betty Ford until at least January 3, 2011. She’ll be back in court on February 25 and will be drug tested from now until then. At one point, the judge told Lindsay, “You are an addict. I hope you understand that.” To which Lindsay nodded her head. At the end of the hearing, Lindsay cried and said thank you.

Another two and a half months in rehab. That’s something. I guess. It’s not six miserable months in jail but at least she’s forced to miss Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s celebrations. Actually, this might be way better. The tough on crime sheriff would have knocked Lindsay’s six month sentence down to one week of cucumber masks and massages and when he’s asked how this is punishment, the sheriff would just say, “Well, they were Swedish massages.”

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