Michael Douglas is not on his deathbed

Despite erroneous reports from Star, Michael Douglas’s reps say he isn’t near death. He recently finished chemotherapy treatment for Stage IV throat cancer but he hasn’t changed his will and isn’t on his deathbed. If he was, pictures of him walking around smiling wouldn’t have been released yesterday. That’s him smiling, right, and not bitter beer face? Okay, just wanted to make sure.

Doctors say he’s responded well to treatment which is absolutely great but he looks like he was struck by lightning. Is that one of the side-effects of chemo? If he starts shooting fire out of his hands, I’m going to freak out.

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If you want to help keep this from happening to others, BAN THE TOBACCO DRUG, NOW!!!

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