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Rachel Zoe might be pregnant

I have no idea why but a lot of people watch The Rachel Zoe Project. So they’ll be excited to know Rachel Zoe’s 80 pound body and emaciated womb may be capable of sustaining life.

And according to insiders, she and her husband, business partner Rodger Berman, are overjoyed at the prospect of becoming parents.

A source tells OK!, “Rachel never really told anyone close to her that she and her husband Roger were trying for a baby, and because of her ultra-skinny figure and habits as a workaholic it was the last thing on anyone’s mind.”

“Rachel even requests that clients don’t bring their children to fittings at her studio, so there’s never been any real clue that this is something she was longing for, a source adds. “But now that she’s pregnant, she’s telling people that this is something that she and Roger have wanted for many years and she’s finally at a level of success where she can afford to take some time off.”

“She’s going to be going on maternity leave from full time styling immediately after this year’s Academy Awards, and doesn’t expect to work again until early fall at the earliest. She and Rodger are especially happy and Rachel, who can normally be quite emotionless, even teared up a few times as she started letting people in on the news.”

This baby better be able to survive on one grape a day because that’s all it’s getting. It’ll probably come out all thin, starving, limp and pointing at its open mouth for food like a hungry kid from Africa.

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