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Scarlett Johansson needs to lighten up

Remember around four or five years ago before she was married when Scarlett Johansson would dress real sexy and bounce up and down the red carpet in a tight low cut dress giggling? No? Well, that’s how I choose to remember her. Anyway, these days she’s nowhere to be found and when she is found, like at the Mango Fashion Awards yesterday, she looks like a depressed goth chick. Now, instead of whacking off, I want to slit my wrists.

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Terrencepatrix
Terrencepatrix
9 years ago

Slit your wrists and jerk off with the blood maybe. I’d still hit it.

Toya Rae
9 years ago

Where is that HIDEOUS tattoo she used to have on her left forearm? I guess she had it removed or covered up LOL

Brian Douglas Wall
9 years ago

Now, instead of whacking off, I want to slit my wrists.
– That’s one of the funiest things I ever read.

Brian Douglas Wall
9 years ago

Now, instead of whacking off, I want to slit my wrists.
That’s one of the funniest things I ever read

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