Remember around four or five years ago before she was married when Scarlett Johansson would dress real sexy and bounce up and down the red carpet in a tight low cut dress giggling? No? Well, that’s how I choose to remember her. Anyway, these days she’s nowhere to be found and when she is found, like at the Mango Fashion Awards yesterday, she looks like a depressed goth chick. Now, instead of whacking off, I want to slit my wrists.
Slit your wrists and jerk off with the blood maybe. I’d still hit it.
Are u the same Terrence who writes some reviews on IMDb?
Where is that HIDEOUS tattoo she used to have on her left forearm? I guess she had it removed or covered up LOL
Now, instead of whacking off, I want to slit my wrists.
– That’s one of the funiest things I ever read.
Now, instead of whacking off, I want to slit my wrists.
That’s one of the funniest things I ever read