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Taylor Momsen won’t f-ck Tommy Lee, wrote a song for Heidi Montag

Besides angering the Parents Television Council with her “controversial” cover on Revolver, Taylor Momsen actually gave an interesting interview. Mostly because she wants to seem hardcore but I’ll take it. It’s a slow day so why not read about the 17-year-old Momsen explain how she’ll only watch a sex tape if it’s good and why Heidi Montag sang a song she wrote.

In the interview, Taylor says she’ll only watch good sex tapes and good porn so the Chyna tape is probably out of the question.

“If it’s a good sex tape, I’ll watch it … I like some adult stars. I have a couple favorites. But I will say this: That Tommy Lee-Pamela Anderson video wasn’t very good. I wouldn’t f**k Tommy Lee,” the singer says.

According to Popeater, Taylor also talks about sex, masturbation, reality tv stars and writing a song when she was eight. A song that managed to end up in the hands of Heidi Montag.

“I wrote a pop song [called ‘Blackout’ when I was 8] and recorded it with a producer as a demo. Heidi Montag from ‘The Hills’ just recently sang it and put it out as her single [laughs]. I’m like , OK, dude, you’re singing an 8-year-old’s words, but that’s cool,” Momsen says. “It’s so funny because I didn’t shop it or anything and I get this call going, ‘Did you write a song for Heidi Montag?’ and I’m like ‘What?”’

Taylor is being sarcastic but this is a huge compliment for Heidi. It proves that she can understand things at a 3rd grade level!

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bluray
13 years ago

To be fair, California Law states that no one can f**k Tommy Lee unless they have AT LEAST 4 STD’s and have been declared a public health hazard. She has a year or two to go.

bluray
bluray
13 years ago

I have a follow-up…how about a contest: who will be the first adult male to admit banging her when she turns 18???

The Blemish
13 years ago
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I’ll create a pool. But she’ll screw it before July 2011.

bluray
bluray
13 years ago

@ Blemish – the first adult male to ADMIT banging her…it could be retroactive.