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Alyson Hannigan needs a better costume

At first I thought Alyson Hannigan’s costume was awesome. A murderous Raggedy Ann with her kid as a dead pet monkey in her arms! But then I realized her kid was being an idiot and wasn’t pretending to play dead and I also realized this reminded me of a scene from The Nutcracker. Jesus. If that was my kid, I’d at least put a muzzle on them to pretend they had rabies and I’d modify their red wagon into a mobile cage. I’d also get them drunk so they’d act real stupid inside their cage.

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