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Johnny Depp has won the battle to remove his “explicit” sex scene with Angelina Jolie in their new crime thriller The Tourist. The shower scene had already been shot but due to pleading by his girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, who wanted him to initially pull out of the project because of it and Angelina’s reputation, Depp fought to remove the scene from the film saying it “cheapened the movie.”

The script says that after walking into the shower, Taylor ‘lifts Cara against the glass, clutching at her slithery body, kissing her frantically.

‘Cara later turns abruptly to Frank and presses her body against his. He’s taken by surprise but willingly responds.?.?.?wrapping his arms around her.’

The Daily Mail claims Angelina Jolie tried to get Johnny to reconsider “but he got his way.” Also, this doesn’t make sense because if Vanessa was worried about Angelina stealing Johnny away from her, wouldn’t it be a little late because the scene was already filmed? Was she really embarrassed that everyone would see him nailing Angelina? If I was Johnny, I’d hope my longtime girlfriend would be happy for me.

Consequently, the award for Biggest Cock Block of the Day goes to Vanessa Paradis who has denied us a naked Angelina. The award was previously held by Jessica Alba’s lawyers who won it last Friday.

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Rjohns

So wait, Depp did a sex scene with Jolie and will keep the uncut version for future views? How did his girlfriend win in this?

The Blemish
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It was more a moral victory. At least, that’s the way she sees it. Shhh.

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GuEsT

So what if she “denied us a naked Angelina?” That would be like looking at a newspaper.

The Blemish
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A newspaper that gives me an erection

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this makes me think they did not film the scene because Depp said f— you and now, since they already announced the steamy sex scene, they don’t want to look like losers so they say Johnny insisted to remove the scene.

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i have to call this one ass bullshit because who is cara and taylor? they are not listed as characters in the script

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