Courteney and David aren’t getting divorced

Courteney Cox and David Arquette are separated and David has been going on Howard Stern to talk about how he’s banged a few chicks while they’ve been apart. But none of that should make you think they’re getting a divorce. What are you, an idiot? Courteney explains via PEOPLE:

“I don’t know what will happen, but this is not like we’re getting divorced,” Cox says in a new interview with Australia’s TV Week. “This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage . . . Whatever is supposed to happen will be the best thing for us.”

Referring to an interview that Arquette did with radio host Howard Stern, which aired right after their split was announced (and for which he later apologized), Cox said, “[David] is a kook. It’s not shocking and Howard Stern he loves him and I’m a fan of Howard Stern . . . David is an entertainer and I’m sure the people who listen to the radio are entertained by his stories.”

I wish that whenever I talk about burying hookers in the desert people think I’m just being cute and kooky. I swear the FBI has my number on speed dial and there must be a secret website out there that girls check because the number they give me always goes to Dominoes.

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Steve Langford
Steve Langford
11 years ago

desert idiot. Professional writer?

11 years ago
Reply to  Steve Langford

what are you? Professional dick?

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