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I hate you, Emma Watson

Emma Watson was only 10 when she was cast to play Hermione Granger in Harry Potter. 10 years later, Emma is now said to be worth $32 million and oh, how sick all that money has made her. Vogue explains,

Throughout her early career, Watson, 20, had been given a small weekly allowance of about $75, having no idea of the fortune she was amassing from the hit movie series until she had a “money conversation” with her father, Chris Watson, when she was around 17, the actress – and Brown University student in Rhode Island – tells December’s edition of British Vogue.

“By the third or fourth film, the money was starting to get serious,” she told Vogue, according to published reports in the U.K. “I had no idea. I felt sick, very emotional.”

That’s exactly how I felt last Friday when someone told me I’d amassed a $40 million fortune. But the sick feeling didn’t come until later when they laughed in my face and told me it was a joke. They probably could have mentioned it sooner before I called up Charlie Sheen and ordered the hookers and blow.

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wonton
wonton
9 years ago

That poor, beautiful, 20 year old multimillionaire…

Herman Bumfudle
9 years ago

if only you were as broke as i am. i can’t aford a motel, but i can take to a movie, and when they turn out the lights, oh yes! eh some rich kid would probably see you and take you away from me. oh well!

Frank Stallone
Frank Stallone
9 years ago

You mean I didn’t have to go to BoRics all this time? FU dad.

Kelly
Kelly
6 years ago

Now she’s putting the burden on men again by demanding “he for she” through her hypocritical feminist campaign, as if us guys can drop our own lives and problems and fix everything that’s wrong for all the women. She insinuates that men have so much power that we can afford to be caretakers of all women everywhere. Why don’t you take responsibility for yourselves? Also, when you dress like a slut, be prepared for some men AND WOMEN to treat you as one. I say this because feminists are attacking and taking away free speech, all in the name of… Read more »

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