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It was Snooki’s birthday

If you wanted to contract an incurable STD, then you should have secured an invite to Snooki’s princess themed birthday party over the weekend. I hear when Snooki blew out the candles it was like she blessed each of her guests’ crotches with a lifetime of itchy, burning sensations and mysterious bumps. She’s like the fairy godmother in Cinderella, only, more diseased and orange.

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dkfu
dkfu
12 years ago

She gives the gift that keeps giving – that diseased munchkin whore.

The Blemish
12 years ago
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I wonder how her Oompa Loompa song would go?

dkfu
dkfu
12 years ago

It would go…”the crabs crawl in, the crabs crawl out, in her pussy and out her mouth…”

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