If you wanted to contract an incurable STD, then you should have secured an invite to Snooki’s princess themed birthday party over the weekend. I hear when Snooki blew out the candles it was like she blessed each of her guests’ crotches with a lifetime of itchy, burning sensations and mysterious bumps. She’s like the fairy godmother in Cinderella, only, more diseased and orange.
She gives the gift that keeps giving – that diseased munchkin whore.
I wonder how her Oompa Loompa song would go?
It would go…”the crabs crawl in, the crabs crawl out, in her pussy and out her mouth…”