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Johnny Rotten needs to man up to his farts

Jay Kay from Jamiroquai says he sat next to Johnny Rotten from The Sex Pistols on a flight to Australia and that it was the most horrible flight ever because Johnny couldn’t stop farting.

Jay said: “He is a f****** nuisance. I was seated next to him on a flight and the whole trip he just kept farting. It was totally foul. He kept saying, ‘Oh, that wasn’t me’ or, ‘The meal smells a bit off, don’t you think?’ He drove me insane.”

Things got so bad that Jay said if the pair ever share a flight again he would rather sit in economy. He added: “At least I’d be able to breathe a bit. They banned smoking in the air and they should ban farting.”

In Johnny Rotten’s defense, with the amount of drugs he’s taken, his brain must be so scrambled that he probably doesn’t even know he’s farting. Otherwise, he should blame it on someone else like I do. The best is blaming it on a girl near you. Like, when you see the guy sitting next to you sniffing the air and making a disgusted face, point to a nun in the aisle over and whisper, “I think it was her.” Works every time.

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