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Justin Bieber is too good for normal people

Fame has gotten to Justin Bieber’s head. Justin has sworn never to date a fan. Because they’re his lesser, you see. Also, something about loving him too much. He tells The Guardian that,

“There are so many girls who would just do anything for me because of my status. Someone told me it’s great to be with somebody who has just as much to lose as you do.”

“(Dating someone famous is) probably a good idea. Because I can never date somebody who’s so in love with me that she would do anything for me.”

In short, the key to Justin’s heart is to not love him. Just act aloof all the time. In fact, if you’re a girl and you want to get with Justin Bieber, just kick him in the nuts when you see him. Without warning. I think this is what he’s trying to say.

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Genius
Genius
12 years ago

he is a fucking h**o. why are you talikng about girls?

Annelli
Annelli
12 years ago

Well…he is speaking “his” truth. He is only 16? He has a lot of maturing to do. Give him a break please….

Guest
Guest
11 years ago

Oh, so you’re admitting he has nuts….but he’s still a lesbian, of course.

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