Justin Bieber wins big at the AMAs

Justin Bieber won big at last night’s American Music Awards. He cleaned house. Nominated for entertainer of the year, breakthrough artist of the year, favorite pop/rock male and favorite pop/rock album for “My World 2.0” and winning all four, Justin took the stand and said, “This means the world to me. I come from the smallest town in the world, of like 30,000 people; I never thought this was possible.”

All the while during his acceptance speeches, announcers scrambled to find out whether to use the “he” or “she” pronoun. No one knew what this 16-year-old lesbian wanted to call itself. Eventually, they settled on saying Justin’s name all the time. True story.

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