The Betty Ford Clinic is allowing Lindsay Lohan, who’s living in a sober house right now, to do a photo shoot next week. The shoot, for a major magazine, will last a day and is in the Palm Springs area.
All signs point to Lindsay doing well in rehab because of their willingness to let her out. Lindsay’s lawyer says, “The move to the sober house is part of the program so that Lindsay is integrated back into society, and all the outings she’s taken have been pre-approved and encouraged by program representatives.”
“Integrated back into society?” The only time you hear someone talk like this is when a lion cub is being introduced into the wild or when a pedophile gets chemically castrated and Lindsay doesn’t seem to be either of those. Hopefully.
Good! She better get over here and start sucking my dick!