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Lindsay’s rehab is going well

Apparently when you get bored with rehab, you can leave whenever you want which is what Lindsay Lohan did the other day. She left Betty Ford and headed to Forever 21 for a shopping spree.

“Lindsay came in two days ago with another young woman. Lindsay kept to herself, but was friendly. Lindsay bought a leopard sweater, a lot of pajama bottoms, and a ton of socks.”

“Her choices were for leisure wear. Lindsay spent about $200 total and she paid for the items herself.”

“We were surprised that Lindsay was so low key,” Bennett said. “The only thing she asked us to do was to hold some of the items at the front until she was finished picking things out.”

According to Bennett, the actress “looks really, really good” and added that locals often spot her at Starbucks.

So you can also go to Starbucks every day as well. Rehab sounds less like a punishment and more like an extracurricular activity or a daycare center. Judging from this, I’m pretty sure employers would accept “rehab” as a hobby if you put it on your resume.

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satan
satan
13 years ago

f**k that bitch, I hope she kills herself!

The Blemish
13 years ago
Reply to  satan

But who will I make fun of then?

NeNe
NeNe
13 years ago
Reply to  satan

It is NEVER okay to hope that someone kills themselves. No matter who that person may be. You should really be ashamed of yourself.

NeNe
NeNe
13 years ago

Hold up…. I think this lying sack of s**t was broke?????

NeNe
NeNe
13 years ago

TYPO… OOPS!

Hold up…. I thought this lying sack of s**t was broke?????