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Selena Gomez loves to rub ass

Whenever Selena Gomez is in Corpus Christi, Texas, she always treks out to the statue of slain Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla-Perez and strokes her for good luck.

She says, “I went there, like, three times. I did rub the butt. I actually think that’s why I’m here – because I rubbed the butt.”

In related news, I’m going to paint myself bronze and take a vacation to Corpus Christi, Texas. This is going to be so awesome.

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chester
chester
13 years ago

I’d rub her little, recently legal ass…

The Blemish
13 years ago
Reply to  chester

I hear it gives you 7 years good luck.

dkfy
dkfy
13 years ago
Reply to  chester

I’d settle for an hour or two…