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Selena Gomez loves to rub ass

Whenever Selena Gomez is in Corpus Christi, Texas, she always treks out to the statue of slain Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla-Perez and strokes her for good luck.

She says, “I went there, like, three times. I did rub the butt. I actually think that’s why I’m here – because I rubbed the butt.”

In related news, I’m going to paint myself bronze and take a vacation to Corpus Christi, Texas. This is going to be so awesome.

  • Rebecca

    this is pretty fuckin douchey

  • someone

    this is so unneccesarily mean and spiteful. do you know her personally? what did she ever do to you? when she reads this how disheartened do you think she is going to be?

  • jay

    So … a teenage girl is disturbed by the idea of thousands of creepy old men having sexual fantasies about her. This is what we used to call “healthy”.

  • Anna Vink

    wtf is your problem

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