There are Charlie Sheen text messages

Earlier, news came that Charlie Sheen is suing his hooker, Capri Anderson, for extortion. Charlie said Capri made most of that night up and that she wanted him to pay $1 million for her silence.

Now, text messages from Charlie to Capri about that night have been leaked to TMZ. In them, he offers Capri $20,000 for the night hoping it will cover everything including the damage to her Prada purse.

Capri: u trashed my brand new prada purse dude not cool – how u managed to rip the strap off and put 2 holes in it is beyond me.
Charlie: All I need is an Acct number etc and I will wire u 20k if u think that will cover everything … I really feel bad, u are as cool and sexy and as sweet and fun and friendly as they get!
Charlie: Don’t worry about our mutual friends, deal with me directly and I promise u kind lady, all will be restored and set straight.
Charlie: Just landed, perhaps we can speak tonite….?
Capri: Yes u can call me. I don’t have a bank account believe it or not.
Charlie: Oh, well in that case, lemme put together a plan to get u square and flush. Can u tok (sic) for a sec now sweetie?
Charlie: Good news! My asst Rick is good friends with a cat named Mark (last name redacted) in NY, he will get the wire, cash that bitch, and deliver it to u where ever it’s convenient … I’ll get the ball Rollin in am, and have data for u asap after that…?
Capri: Can he leave it somewhere secure for me to pick up? Like with a bank rep … I’m rlly nervous about all this.
Charlie: Of course, whatever makes u feel better…
Charlie: Lemme start that ball Rollin and I’ll get back to u with the details…

First, I like how Charlie changes from a medieval knight (“I promise you kind lady”) back to himself (“he will get the wire, cash that bitch”). Makes it hard to tell which one he wrote high and which he wrote sober.

Anyway, Charlie ended up never paying Capri which is probably why she threatened to file charges against him. Capri must have thought Charlie would never call her bluff but he did. He probably even went one step further and gave TMZ the texts. Capri should learn never to underestimate a millionaire degenerate with a total disregard for the law.

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