Ashton Kutcher’s mistress has a sex tape

Brittney Jones, the girl who says she was nailed on a couch by Ashton Kutcher and insists Ashton has an open marriage with a lot of threesomes, is releasing a sex tape. Obviously.

Vivid has obtained never-before-released footage that shows Brittney engaged in very explicit, uninhibited sex with a former boyfriend. Ashton’s fans will undoubtedly enjoy seeing what the star himself may have experienced, in this exclusive video.

“We’ve acquired the tape and confirmed its authenticity. Brittney is obviously a beautiful young girl who could clearly seduce any man,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of the world’s leading adult film company. “We’ve consulted with our attorneys and feel comfortable that we will be able to distribute the tape.”

Thankfully, it’s with her former boyfriend and not with Ashton Kutcher. Thank god. If I had to watch Ashton try to act in another movie, I’d have killed myself. Watching Ashton stumble through lines is like watching a retard LARPing.

[More of Brittney Jones naked at Egotastic (NSFW)]

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