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Beyonce seems nice

For Jay-Z’s 41st birthday, Beyonce Knowles gave him a $2 million Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport. According to Forbes, Beyonce made $87 million this year so this is like a regular person spending $5,000.

The Veyron Grand Sport is powered by a 16.4-liter engine that produces 1,000 horsepower with a top speed of 253 mph and a 0-60 mph time of just 2.7 seconds. And the price for all that speed and power: a cool $2 million.

Oh, yea? Well… I just put a new exhaust on my cardboard box with wheels. Which means instead of a normal “vroom vroom” sound, I lower my voice and make a deeper “vroom vroom” sound. My ride also gets another extra 15 horsepower after I give the bum pulling my box two Four Lokos to drink. Who’s the fancy one now?!

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