Billy Ray Cyrus expressed his sadness on Twitter today after watching the video of Miley Cyrus smoking salvia. He didn’t get weepy, he just let out an e-sigh.
He tweeted, “Sorry guys. I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. Im so sad. There is much beyond my control right now.”
On the bright side, three hours beforehand, Jesus followed him on Twitter. Today must have been a roller coaster ride of emotions for him.
I read Billy Ray’s comments about meeting Jesus on Twitter, and I thought to myself, what’s Billy been smoking? Then I saw the video of Miley and I thought to myself, how is it that Miley is smoking a hallucinogen, but Billy’s having the hallucinations?
Christianity. It’s a hell of a drug.