Charlie Sheen Had a Fun Christmas

Charlie Sheen missed three family Christmas events last week. Presumably because he was partying with hookers and doing blow. Being the highest paid television actor must be great.

“He skipped going to his brother Emilio’s, didn’t show up at Denise Richards’ house and also skipped seeing his daughter Cassandra,” a source close to the family told

“He’s back partying again,” a source told us. “Although it’s tough to say he’s back partying because he never really quit!”

“He likes hookers and he likes coke and he’s got enough money for both,” the source said.

In Charlie’s defense, hookers and blow are gifts that keep on giving. What’s he going to get from his stupid daughter. Memories? Ha. He’s got enough money to chemically manufacture those. Charlie has so much money that he could drop $100,000 on hookers and blow in one night and the ATM would still print out “aww, f*ck you, show-off” for the balance on his receipt when he goes to withdraw another $100,000.

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11 years ago

lol the media has had it out for Charlie ever since he spoke out about 9/11 being an inside job (which it clearly was). He seems like a good guy, & who cares if he didn’t go to boring annoying holiday crap, not everyone celebrates holidays. They are mostly family bickering and exchanging material items. Zzzzz

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