Chick Fight! Chick Fight!

A source tells X17Online that Joe Jonas’ life got extremely sexy because when Demi Lovato found out he was seeing Ashley Greene, they had a sexy cat fight! :D Through email. D:

Demi fired off a “very nasty e-mail” to Ashley whining about “stealing her boyfriend and parading him around with him on tour.”

Ashley fired back in kind with a picture of her and Joe together and warned Demi to leave them alone.

And in my fantasy, this ended up with both of them half-naked wrestling in a tub of Jell-O while I stroked my white cat and said, “yes… yes… it’s all coming together quite nicely.”