Dancing with the Stars wants Lindsay Lohan

Now that Lindsay Lohan has hit rock bottom professionally, this is the perfect opportunity for Dancing with the Stars to pick at her career’s rotting carcass and prey on Lindsay’s need to star in something remotely relevant.

“Dancing with the Stars producers have had Lindsay on their wish list of castmates for a very long time,” a source with knowledge of the situation told When asked about the news, a rep for the show said they do not comment on casting.

“The producers were concerned about her erratic behavior, but they are taking another look at asking her to come on for the next season because she is doing so well at her sober living facility,” the source added. “The producers are aware that she would be available because she isn’t going to be filming Inferno.”

Just realize that you need to be pretty messed up for DWTS to think twice about casting you and DWTS is already pretty low on the totem pole of fame. Any lower and you’d be in 2 AM infomercials. Not only that, with the amount Lindsay smokes, she’ll have no cardio at all. One minute into the routine she’ll be clutching her chest wheezing and tapping out.

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Herman Bumfudle
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