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Jennifer Aniston Is Taking a Break From Chelsea Handler

Jennifer Aniston is still pissed that Chelsea Handler made that Angelina Jolie joke. So much so that she’s been giving her the cold shoulder.

“Jen and Chelsea haven’t officially fallen out but they certainly won’t be going on vacation together for a long time unless Chelsea promises to never talk about Angelina again,” a friend of Chelsea’s tells me. “She understands that what Chelsea did was out of loyalty, but it didn’t help. In fact, it made things worse.”

“Jen is a very private person,” a friend of Aniston’s tells me. “It’s one thing to crash Angelina in private; it’s another to do it in public. Chelsea should have known better and is feeling Jen’s cold shoulder for her mistake.”

A good way for Jennifer to convince people she’s still not hung up about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is to stop talking about it. It’s already been two weeks since this happened and 100 years since they broke up. You’d think people would be over it by now but no, Jennifer Aniston and friends have turned herself into a cautionary tale. “Don’t get Jennifer Aniston’d or you won’t get over it for the rest of your life and end up a lonely spinster,” women will say to each other about their boyfriend’s girlfriends.

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Penny
Penny
13 years ago

If Chelsea doesn’t behave Jennifer will probably call her a r*tard.