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Joe Francis Is Original

Following reports that Joe Francis’ wife, Christina McLarty, had already moved out, Joe released a separation statement which, as noted by Dlisted, sounded a lot like Ryan Reynolds’ and Scarlett Johansson’s statement. Joe’s first.

“After careful and thoughtful consideration on both our parts, Christina and I have mutually decided to end our relationship. We entered into our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness that we leave it. We wish each other the best for the future.”

Here’s Ryan and Scarlett’s.

“After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.”

This douchebag couldn’t even write an original statement. He had to use a celebrity divorce template. Not even an obscure one either, but one from Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson that was released two weeks ago. Let me guess, Joe googled “celebrity divorces” and ripped the first one he found. No wonder Christina left his ass. This dude is lazy. Sex with him must be like humping a pillow.

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M
10 years ago

hahaha what a douche

skeeve
skeeve
10 years ago

Someone should dig up that video of him in Vegas crying like a pussy when he got bitch slapped by security! Cunty McPussboy.

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