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John Mayer Is Smooth

Wonder how John Mayer reportedly sleeps with so many chicks? With lines like this. Mayer was out with College Humor’s Ricky Van Veen at Wicker Park when a woman came up to him.

Halfway through their conversation, John laid it on pretty smooth. He told her he could see in her future and that “she was going to make someone very happy one day, as long as she remembered to talk dirty while having sex.”

The girl walked away speechless. Presumably to head home so she could vigorously masturbate.

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sabrina
sabrina
10 years ago

Maybe John was on a secret date with that college humor guy, hahahaha.  Does John like women or men ? Hmmmmm.

pissboy
pissboy
11 years ago

Does that work before or after he drops the herp/clap/g warts bomb?

ass
ass
11 years ago

he’s lonely and he needs help that is all i can say, i don’t mind talking dirty in bed as long as that talks stays in bed

good girl
good girl
11 years ago

congrats on your grammy nomination john…..

Rebeccaevesuter
Rebeccaevesuter
11 years ago

are you frikkin kidding me? I love the guy but if that’s the kinda s**t he would lay on me in a party i’d be seriously let down!

Pivot06
Pivot06
11 years ago

Why does he need to do these things? Is it for attention? His brother is similar. No comprende.

Marrissa
Marrissa
11 years ago

yep

Becky
Becky
11 years ago

Love him. HIlarious! I realize you’re in a recession Americans and that’s very sad, but for God’s sake, if you completely lose your sense of humour, you’re done.

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