The rumor is co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter split because Michael was seeing new cast member Julia Stiles on the side. It wasn’t even that secret because producers were said to have capitalized on their chemistry by putting them in sex scenes.
Well, Julia wants to clear things up. She’s not a home-wrecker. Stiles released a statement on Thursday denying all claims that Michael was seduced by her Maru charm.
“I have absolutely nothing to do with the split between Michael and Jennifer,” Stiles says in a statement released by her rep. “We are good friends and enjoyed working together. This is a personal matter between them, and we should respect their privacy. Although I too prefer to keep my private life, private—I felt compelled to dispel the rumors I was somehow the cause for this matter.”
By “enjoyed working together”, does she mean “loved banging in his trailer while Carpenter was doing her takes?,” and by, “we are good friends,” does she mean, “loved banging in his trailer while Carpenter was doing her takes?” Because, if so, that’s a little redundant, don’t you think?
She probably thought it was part of the show, only he got all “stabby” with his penis.