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Kelly Bensimon is in a bikini

Kelly Bensimon posted for photogs in a white bikini today. For a 40-something fame whore, she’s not bad. What else is there to say? As far as 40-year-olds are concerned, you could do a lot worse. She’s no Halle Berry but I hear that in order to maintain her youthful appearance, Halle sacrifices newborn babies, grinding their bones into a fine powder to put in her meals. So you can’t really compare. Baby bone grinding is a lot of work, you know.

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Chewy
Chewy
11 years ago

I agree..baby bone grinding IS a lot of work.

*heads back to millstone*

GobSmacked
GobSmacked
11 years ago

Grinding baby’s bones? At a certain point, your comments stopped being humorous and simply became venomous, dark and creepy. Get a real life.

dickh8tr
dickh8tr
11 years ago
Reply to  GobSmacked

Why don’t you just quit reading it? I’ll bet you don’t change the channel on TV if something doesn’t agree with you…freak.

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