Kim Kardashian was single, now she’s not

According to Life & Style, Kim Kardashian’s romance with Gabriel Aubry is over. Kim felt Gabriel was just using her for her fame. Not only that, but Gabriel, 34, was older than Kim wanted so she decided to dump him.

Let me get this straight. Gabriel Aubry, model/Halle Berry’s ex, was using Kim Kardashian for her fame. Kim must be wondering why everyone is twirling their finger around their ears.

Not to worry though. Kim has already moved on to another pro-athlete. This time NBA player Kris Humphries from the New Jersey Nets.

“Kim likes him much more than Gabriel,” says the insider to Life & Style. “He’s normal, so much fun and cute. He’s perfect for what Kim wants right now, which is some fun dates and some fun times.” And of course he’s an athlete, continuing Kim’s pattern of falling for jocks.

The new duo went out for a dinner date at Nobu in NYC recently, and Kim watched Kris play in Newark, N.J., on Nov. 29 followed by a post game hang out. But that wasn’t the 30-year-old reality star’s only trip to New Jersey, the pair was just spotted on Dec. 5 at Maxwell’s Bar in Hoboken, N.J. dining out. Kim, who is watching her weight since she stopped filming in NYC, ordered a goat cheese salad and a veggie burger (hold the bun)!

That dude at Starbucks who messes up your order or that guy on the train who stares at your ass are normal. The guy who plays for the NBA is anything but normal. That’s like calling a dog that can fly “normal”. Oh and note that Humphries has been traded from the Jazz to the Raptors to the Mavericks and now to the Nets so he’s been passed around to more NBA teams than Paris Hilton. Think about that.

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10 years ago

Is she gonna spit? I thought she swallows?

10 years ago
Reply to  jizzy

You are correct. She did swallow in the sex tape “Kim K Superstar”.

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