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Paris Hilton Classes the Place Up

If you ever need to class up the place, just invite Paris Hilton. That’s what they did for the Supermartxe VIP party in Madrid on Sunday. Paris arrived at the party with such dignity and grace. I’m surprised no one’s monocle popped off.

Although, to be fair, this party seemed pretty fun. A bunch of half-naked men women thrusting their junk at you? Catch me before I faint.

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scallywag
scallywag
11 years ago

One day when Parasite is riding that bitch down the highway she will suddenly come across a blown billboard poster off her flapping idly in the wind- she will idly look at it for a moment, notice the dirty skid marks on it, giggle and wonder for a moment if it reminds her of anyone before riding her pink caramel pony trick through it.

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/12/parasite-hilton-wants-to-tell-you-about-her-motorcycling-team/

The Baroness
The Baroness
11 years ago

Paris should lose the declasse fingerless Chanel gloves; *sigh* the kind of accessories a guidette would wear – desperately trying to show off that “designer” label for their shallow selves to be somehow validated through material items.

The Blemish
11 years ago
Reply to  The Baroness

Much like a race car, she’s required to wear her sponsor’s decals.

chester
chester
11 years ago
Reply to  The Baroness

More like a city bus with adverts…everyone rides…

M
M
11 years ago

I just imagined how nicely will Paris age.. bwahahahahaAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Jenn22
Jenn22
11 years ago

Paris Hilton is sponsored by Chanel?

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