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Paris Hilton Jealous of Kim Kardashian’s Success

There’s this joke that goes, “Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.” I don’t know why I just thought of that. Weird. Anyway.

A source says Paris Hilton is more than annoyed that Kim Kardashian makes more money than her on special appearances and various endorsement deals since it was Paris who showed Kim how to work the red carpet and turn her name into a marketable brand.

“It was Paris who really showed Kim the ropes,” said a longtime observer and acquaintance of both women. “Thanks to Paris, Kim learned how to work a red carpet, develop a reality TV show and — most important — turn herself and her entire family into a major marketing brand, now worth millions.”

They left off the part about releasing an underwhelming sex tape and constantly whoring yourself out before sanitizing your image to get higher paying, family friendly sponsors and events. I guess Paris completely forgot about the sanitizing part. Having sex with Paris is like having sex with a garbage bin of used hospital needles.

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Remikall
Remikall
11 years ago

That was so fucking well written that I’m gonna consider letting the writer adopt my future children. Merry Christmas! Hugz and kizzez:-* :-)

justsaying
justsaying
11 years ago

they all whore themselves & one is no better then the other. The sad thing right now in Hollywood itd the in thing to have sextapes or prostitute yoursleves out. Those that refuse don’t go far. There are some but not many.
The one thing in KIM’s favour is we don’t have the drug issues.. Big difference.. HUGE..

Syoung51761
Syoung51761
11 years ago

I sooo seriously doubt Paris is jealous of that skank Kim Kardasian..Paris puts that crow to shame.

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