Scott Disick Overestimated His Kid’s Worth

You know how people say children are priceless. Well, those people obviously never negotiated a contract for their kid’s appearance on a reality show.

If you were hoping to see Kourtney Kardashian’s kid Mason on Kourtney and Kim Take New York, you can forget about it because Scott Disick sucks at negotiations. E! offered Scott $1,000 for each appearance Mason made on the show which sounds extremely generous considering all the kid does is sit there and poop his pants. Scott thought his kid was worth $5,000. Cue the eye roll.

“E! offered $1,000, but he played hardball. E! was like, ‘Are you out of your mind?’ ” Another insider told the magazine, “He bungled negotiations, so you won’t see Mason at all.”

I wouldn’t let this guy negotiate a cheeseburger much less an appearance fee. He should be happy E! offered anything and didn’t laugh in his face and shoot his kid with a flaming arrow. I don’t know why they would do that but I always imagine reality tv to be really cut throat like that.