Taylor Momsen is edgy, controversial, etc.

Taylor Momsen tries so hard to be controversial. In enough time, she’s just going to go into self-parody. In Taylor’s latest, “Hey, look at me, I’m unique and deep,” bought of verbal diarrhea, she reveals to The Guardian that the music video for her band’s Make Me Wanna Die song was in limbo for a while because she stripped completely nude for the shoot.

“It was held up in legal for a long time because I was 16 when we shot that. We couldn’t release it because, yes, I actually got naked.”

But she didn’t get naked just to be naked. There was a purpose. You know how teenagers try to be deep but it’s really impossible because they’re just teenagers and anything they think is profound ends up sounding idiotic? Well, here you go.

“It’s such a complex song – and the video really reflects the song, in the way that I’d die for this person. And the point is: if you don’t do something that’s making you happy, you’re just working through possessions and s**t; you’re dying with nothing anyway. So I’m stripping off my worldly possessions and giving them away. And then there’s hell raining down, just cause it looks cool.”

Now that she finished up her pseudo-intellectual rant, she talks about masturbation again. Edgy!

“I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don’t have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance. Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be so shameful—particularly for girls and young girls.”

Taylor must have a list of buzzwords written down. On that list are words like “dildo, masturbation, nudity, promiscuity.” Her agency must require her to talk about at least two of those per interview.

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13 years ago

You must get a kick out of being a bitch.

13 years ago

MMM…naked Taylor Momsen…