Tommy Lee angry over whale masturbation techniques

Tommy Lee fired off a letter to SeaWorld on behalf of PETA condemning the park of keeping Tilikum the killer whale in captivity only because “he is your chief sperm bank.” What pisses off Tommy even more though is how they get the sperm.

“We know from SeaWorld’s own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water.”

“Even in my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could’ve imagined something so sick and twisted.”

I bet that last part isn’t true but SeaWorld went “eww” anyway and issued a denial.

“If Mr. Lee’s information on Tilikum and SeaWorld’s artificial insemination program for killer whales comes from PETA we’re not surprised that it’s wrong. PETA is as careless with facts as they are extreme in their views.”

“The process of collecting semen for [artificial insemination] doesn’t differ in any meaningful way from the techniques employed in managing livestock or other species for zoological display.”
“Contrary to the charges made by PETA and repeated in Lee’s letter, our trainers do not now nor have they ever entered the water with Tilikum for this purpose. The safety of SeaWorld staff and the welfare of our animals are our highest priorities.”

“Whatever his views on SeaWorld, Mr. Lee would be wise to spend more time checking his facts.

SeaWorld could have also argued that in Tommy Lee’s sex tape, he also masturbated with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water. *Snaps fingers in air, goes ‘mmm, hmm, girlfriend’*

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BAM! Take THAT, Tommy Lee!!! Seaworld, I am cyber-high-fiving you.

Park Ranger

And here I’ve been using Rhino vaginas for masturbation all this time. SeaWorld always does it best.


BAM! Retarded to believe what SeaWorld reps say considering they have a track record for animal mistreatment. Wild animals belong in the wild not contained in tanks for humans entertainment. To rehabilitate an injured or sick animal then return it to the wild is great, but to keep the animal and use it for human entertainment is all shades of wrong.


so, you’re saying that’s not ethical?…TO keep an animal in confinement?….or is it just Killer Whales? I ask because I know a Harvester is kinda like being in a confined area for the millions of animals who are killed every year……due to large farming harvests of vegetables and other crops. But since they are killed shortly after they are confined, maybe that doesn’t count? Or, maybe its just ethical to kill ugly animals, and not big cute ones?


Everything ever spewed out of a PeTA rep has been pizz poor factually, and is usually swimming in hipocrisy!
The thought that they may enjoy even ONE meat-less meal I might have, is all the encouragement I need to never have one!…
Maybe if they fed the Killer Whale good smack first, then had it “massaged”, that would sit better with Mr Lee….Didn’t his hypocrite “X” (Pamela) do an opening for a Steak House in New York a few short years ago?…and she’s a big PeTA freak too! NICE!

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