Usher was kicked in the face

At a concert in New York City, Usher brought a female fan on stage at his concert in Madison Square Garden to serenade her Monday night. While singing ‘Trading Places’, Usher sat her on a couch while he caressed her.

She got a little excited and tried to move her leg to get closer to Usher but ended up kicking him in the nose with her stiletto boot. No damage was done and the fan even massaged Usher’s face.

This story had so much potential but it became a real letdown. I was expecting the girl to tell him to bite the curb. Turns out reality was a lot more disappointing. That’s why I live in fantasy with dragons, unicorns, mermaids and the distinct absence of crying into my pillow every night.