Aaron Sorkin Is Nailing a 24-Year-Old

Ever since The Social Network was released, screenwriter Aaron Sorkin has turned into a rock star. That’s the only way to explain this news that he’s banging a 24-year-old former American Ballet Theater dancer and current Columbia University student Jacquelyn Reyes.

The two met at the New York premiere of his film in September and have been keeping it on the down low ever since. Probably because she’s literally half his age. Facebook didn’t even come out until he was middle-aged. He probably keeps in touch with her using an electric telegraph.