Chelsea Handler Broke 50 Cent’s Heart

50 Cent was shot 9 times, or 3 if you read the police report, but none of that compares to the pain of Chelsea Handler stomping all over his heart with a pair of Crocs.

According to Us, Chelsea dumped 50 before the holidays and left him weeping like a widdle baby. It said “heartbroken” but I read between the lines. 50 Cent even tried to win her back by spending Christmas sending her gifts. Gifts that Chelsea all sent back with a note that read, “I can buy my own gifts.”

Chelsea has since moved on to Uma Thurman’s ex, Andre Balazs. They were seen kissing at Bing Bar on January 22 at Sundance.

When I think of 50 Cent and his bulletproof vest, the first thing that comes to mind is him sobbing into his stuffed animals after getting dumped. So this makes perfect sense. Especially since he was dumped by Chelsea Handler. She’s quite the catch (ers mitt).

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