Claudia Schiffer took her son to school in London today during a rainstorm and somehow acquired her own personal Asian umbrella holder along the way. This is actually how a celebrity can tell they’ve “made it”.
But, wow! What the hell, Claudia Schiffer. I’m kind of offended. Why wasn’t I offered my own Asian umbrella holder? They seem more efficient than this Mexican kid umbrella holder I got. He doesn’t even hold an umbrella. All he does is hold out this box and ask “chicles?”
I can’t believe they’re outsourcing this though. They’re totally putting Nick Cannon out of a job.
Yeah, so, his twin brother licks her ass clean after she shits…when you have a lot of money you can buy anything. That’s why there’s gonna be a class war soon.
What’s really gonna be funny is…when society breaks down, all these douche bag “celebrities” are gonna be like caviar! YUM!
Wow, that’s blatantly ostentatious of her. I don’t care how much money I had, I can carry my own umbrella..especially if I am going to be around my kid’s school, talk about drawing attention to yourself. Stuffy much???
I find it funny that she’s very tall and chose this small asian man as her servant. His shoulder must be aching.
Is this really protecting her from the rain? The umbrella is so high.
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