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Claudia Schiffer Has an Asian Umbrella Holder

Claudia Schiffer took her son to school in London today during a rainstorm and somehow acquired her own personal Asian umbrella holder along the way.  This is actually how a celebrity can tell they’ve “made it”.

But, wow! What the hell, Claudia Schiffer. I’m kind of offended. Why wasn’t I offered my own Asian umbrella holder? They seem more efficient than this Mexican kid umbrella holder I got. He doesn’t even hold an umbrella. All he does is hold out this box and ask “chicles?”

I can’t believe they’re outsourcing this though. They’re totally putting Nick Cannon out of a job.

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Yeah, so, his twin brother licks her ass clean after she shits…when you have a lot of money you can buy anything. That’s why there’s gonna be a class war soon.

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What’s really gonna be funny is…when society breaks down, all these douche bag “celebrities” are gonna be like caviar! YUM!

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Wow, that’s blatantly ostentatious of her. I don’t care how much money I had, I can carry my own umbrella..especially if I am going to be around my kid’s school, talk about drawing attention to yourself. Stuffy much???

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I find it funny that she’s very tall and chose this small asian man as her servant. His shoulder must be aching.

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Is this really protecting her from the rain? The umbrella is so high.

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Blogger: Your derogatory remark about mexican kid it’s simply stupid and you ARE AN ASSHOLE. Crawl back to your shit hole!

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