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David and Victoria Beckham Expecting Another Kid

Recently there was a story about how Victoria Beckham was giving up having a daughter. Apparently that was a lie because she’s pregnant again. This will be Victoria and David Beckham’s fourth.

“David and Victoria Beckham are delighted to confirm they are expecting their fourth child in the summer. Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz are very excited about the arrival of their new brother or sister.”

Doesn’t Victoria weight about 90 pounds? Her pregnant is like stuffing a full grown pig in a turkey. It’s already a foregone conclusion this is going to be a C-section. The only way this will be a natural birth is if they fired the Large Haldron Collider at her crotch to create a black hole for the baby to come through. What I just said makes no scientific sense but you get what I mean. She has a small vagina.

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