Jake Gyllenhaal allegedley dumped Taylor Swift over the phone a while ago but the two might not be done yet because they both hit up Bound’ry, a restaurant near Taylor’s Nashville condon, on Wednesday where they were led back to a table for two.
A diner told PEOPLE “they did eat” and that “they were cordial to one another, but not affectionate.” Another person who couldn’t mind their own business said, “there was no holding hands, but they seemed happy together. They sat next to the fireplace just chatting away.”
You can’t dump a girl by phone these days without people expecting you give her some closure and thus being forced into a fake pr stunt this is. That’s why I prefer to dump my girlfriends with a note written with letters I cut out from a magazine. That way they think I’m a lunatic and never want to speak to me again out of fear.