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Jennifer Aniston Does Allure

Jennifer Aniston is in the February 2011 issue of Allure where they make her do a photoshoot like this. Who’s she supposed to be JonBenet Ramsey?

In this picture, she looks more like Jennifer Lopez than herself. What’s going on here? I don’t get it? Is she lying with a teddy bear because she’s childless and has to pretend to be her own baby?

Anyway, in the issue, she tells Allure she hated her old haircut, “the Rachel”. She says it was “the ugliest haircut I’ve ever seen.” Ha, the joke is on you, women who went out and got “the Rachel”. Jennifer Aniston secretly laughs at you fools. She also says her ass is the hardest place to workout on her body and that NBC sucks now.

“Look at Baby George. Baby Clooney. ER was right next door to us on the soundstage. That was really fun. I remember when we used to do crossovers like that. See, NBC used to be really cool. Then, you know…”

Sadly, that may have been the most interesting thing she’s said in years.

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I feel pity for Brad Pitt. Angelina jolie how you will be faithful? jajajjaj Here in Latin America we make fun of Brad Pitt after he deceived deceived is now everything is paid in this life. Compare a picture of Brad Pitt before he married Angelina Jolie and now married to her. I’m Latina I do not speak English, sorry for the spelling and grammar Use translator He is played-out and is the man who has more antlers in the world. Angelina Jolie is obvious that ordain to Brad Pitt and treats him as stupid …. jajajjajajaj I feel pity… Read more »

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CHELSEA HANDLER IS 100% WHORE WHO SLEPT WITH HER BOSS , A MARRIED MAN TO GET HER SHOW

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Hey, shut your asshole mouth. move on jealous bitter stuppid bitch

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Hey Coral Rosa bitch. move on. shut your asshole mouth. You are stupid hater and kissing ass Chin horse chin so much

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CORAL ROSA. YOU ARE JEALOUS FATTY BITCH. MOVE ON

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