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Jennifer Lopez Threatened Ricky Gervais

You would know it by looking at her cushiony ass, but Jennifer Lopez has thin skin. She’ll take anything personally. You could ask her how it’s going and she’d think you were calling her fat.

Anyway, Jennifer admitted she was scared about what Ricky Gervais would say when he introduced her at the Golden Globes last Sunday. Like any diva with self-esteem issues, she confronted Ricky backstage and bullied him into not telling his original joke.

Speaking on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Lopez said: “I was sitting in the audience and was thinking, ‘Oh my God, what’s he gonna say about me?’

“So I went backstage and I got him, right before we were about to go out. I can’t say everything I said – because you’d have to bleep me – but I told him, ‘Listen, I’m from the Bronx, I fight, my husband fights – we’ll beat you up after the show. I mean it!’

“He was like, ‘No, it’s not that bad. I promise you’ll like it – it’s funny!’ But I scared him.”

The only fight Jennifer has is a mental one where she struggles between a chocolate donut and a jelly donut. All you’d have to do is make her chase you 10 feet before she clutches her chest and collapses to the ground. Meanwhile, blowing into Marc Anthony’s general direction will make him fly away like a feather. That guy couldn’t punch his way through a paper bag.

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Belle

Ha ha ..her husband will beat Ricky up…LMFAO..HAVE U SEEN THE SIZE OF HER SKINNY,WEEDY LIL HUSBAND….!!!

Dijo19
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Good for Ricky! i guess J Lo will sit on Ricky with her fat butt!! if she can’t stand the truth about herself as well as the other wussy celebs then they should get out of Hollywood.

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She is a voo doo lover not a human lover. She is friends with traitors of this country. She is a traitor with a fat butt parked here till someone sees her evil side and gets sick of her.

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Google —–David Rockefeller and Conspiracy and you’ll understand. Birds of a feather flock together. Sick birds, mind you. Fat butts and all.

Lastlaugh
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Lastlaugh

Ha ha ha We shall have the last laugh

Soypoison
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Soypoison

Ricky is alright in my book. Hopefully, he won’t get slimed by Smarmy. Which donut would not like Jenny Lo’s mouth or exit shoot. Does anyone know? I believe the one saturated in hydrogenated soy lecithin oil. She never eats poison. She is just too special for the rest
of the low lifes in this world.

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