Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Clearly Insane

Jennifer Love Hewitt has so far been unlucky in love. With good reason. She’s batshit crazy. Jennifer went on Tuesday’s Ellen Degeneres Show and told everyone her secret for scaring men away.

Ellen: “Is this correct, you have a ring picked out for when you get married?”
Jennifer: “Well, I actually have three because I feel like I’m doing the guy a favor. I feel women are very confusing. We never know what we want and we’re not very good at nailing that down for them. And I feel like I don’t want to be upset if he picks a bad ring, so I feel like having three picked out and saying, ‘Look! Look at this plethora of things you can chose from!’ ”
Ellen: “So you tell them this ahead of time?”
Jennifer: “Well, yes.”
Ellen: “You say, ‘I have three rings picked out, should you decide…’ ”
Jennifer: “Well, if it gets to that conversation. If marriage comes up, I’m like, ‘You know what’s so weird. There is this store and there are three rings in it.’ ”
Ellen: “What store is it?”
Jennifer: “Tiffany’s. And if you chose one of these three, I’m going to be really excited. And if you go off on your own, we can have an awful, awkward moment. So why would you want to do that?”

Gosh, I wonder why Ross McCall and Jamie Kennedy left her. Men love hearing that their girlfriend already has, not one, but three wedding rings picked out from which they can choose. That ranks right up there with, “Does this dress make me look fat?,” and talking to you while you’re watching sports. She might as well get a few cats, take up sewing and be done with it.

What’s the over/under on how long she and Alex Beh are going to last? Until he sees this interview?

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10 years ago

She dated John Mayer. Was there ever a question of her sanity?

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