Either both the Vogue dinner and the Gucci party happened on the same day or Jessica Alba and everybody else didn’t give a f*ck about wearing the same outfit two nights in a row during Paris Fashion Week. As nice as a celebrity not caring what they wear would be, it would be highly unlikely. It’s pretty much why I’m not invited to Paris Fashion Week. Aside from the fact that I’d try to look up the runway models’ dresses from my chair, I’d be wearing the same jeans and t-shirt the entire week.