Justin Bieber’s Mommy Is Going to Yell at Him
After photos were published of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez making out and cuddling on a yacht, Justin Bieber’s delusional mom flew down to St. Lucia to sort it out. A source says his mom found out when one of the people from the party posted a picture of them on Twitter.
“Justin and Selena arrived on a private jet together from Atlanta with friends and his manager. They then took a helicopter together to the resort, where they stayed in two villas and celebrated New Year’s Eve. They were de termined to stay unseen, but someone posted a view of the resort on Twitter. Selena left on Jan. 2, leaving Justin alone with his bodyguard, in time for his mom to arrive.” A rep for Justin said the story was “false,” adding, “No picture was ever posted on Twitter. Pattie Mallette is on a scheduled vaca tion with her son. All is well in paradise.”
Sounds like someone is about to get the birds and the bees talk followed by a bar of soap in the mouth and a good belt whipping. Call me when his mom starts putting a condom on a banana.
“One more bad report about you, young man, and you’re going right back into my uterus!”…”Aw, mom, not again!!!”
On a positive note at least his mother is making an “effort” to make sure Justin is kept in line and stays out of trouble. Though she might be perceived as being overly protective, better that than to let him run wild and turn into the male version of Lindsy Lohan.
Well pattie, to speak on my behalf, you got pregnant at 17 so look whos condom got bunched up in a twist eh? But, really leave the poor kid alone. I dont see sex happening to selena and justin anytime soon. she is legal age of 18 and he is still consider a minor. keep that in mind folks.