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Kat Von D and Jesse James to Marry Next Month

According to reports, Sandra Bullock was aware of Jesse James and Kat Von D’s engagement before they announced it to the whole world. That makes him only 99% asshole-ish now apparently.

Anyway, not ones to waste time, Radar says the two are getting married next month in a small ceremony outside of California.

“Jesse and Kat don’t see any reason why they should wait to trade vows,” a source close to the couple explained.

“They are madly in love with each other and want to make everything official.”

Please don’t tell me they’re marrying on Valentine’s Day and that they’re getting tattoos to celebrate their marriage. I’m tired of groaning and I can only shake my head so much before I suffer brain damage.

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fuck
fuck
9 years ago

Their kids would be immune to every STD ever!!!

fuck
fuck
9 years ago

He knows he’s a fucking loser – Cleveland Browns hat!!! I live near CLE. He fits right in.

Johnny Pizza
Johnny Pizza
9 years ago
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Similarly, the sentence also works if you switch around the “a” and “fucking”

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