Kim Kardashian Explains Her Puffy Lips

Last week, Kim Kardashian walked out of her house with a set of puffy lips. People figured she was going out trolling for more pro-athletes. Or was that just me? Anyway, Kim explained that she didn’t get Botox and her lips were puffy because she had the flu and wasn’t wearing makeup.

“That’s not true. Trust me, I’ve tried Botox on the show,” Kardashian confessed to “Extra” at the E! Television Critics Assn. junket. “I’m the first one to talk about anything that I do. It really pisses me off that all of these plastic surgery rumors are always linked to me.”

Kim continued, “I have the flu. I’m puffy and swollen, and I have no make-up on. Why would I just do my bottom lip? My top lip was smaller and my bottom lip was huge and I’m thinking that would be the worst doctor on earth to do one lip and not the other. It’s definitely something that I would never do. I think my lips are big enough to my taste level.”

Alternatively, this would be a good way to publicly criticize her plastic surgeon and an easy way to get the word out to all the pro-athletes that all they need to get DSL’s out of her is to stab her with a needle full of influenza.