Lady Gaga’s Fragrance Will Smell Like “Blood and Semen”

Lady Gaga is developing her first fragrance and according to her, it’s going to smell like period sex. Officially, she says it will “smell of blood and semen.”

A fabulous idea because every girl I’ve ever met has at one point or another said before going out, “I want to smell disgusting. Filthy, even. Like a train of men ejaculated all over my face and then punched me in the nose.” Seems like Lady Gaga has been listening.

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