Lady Gaga is developing her first fragrance and according to her, it’s going to smell like period sex. Officially, she says it will “smell of blood and semen.”
A fabulous idea because every girl I’ve ever met has at one point or another said before going out, “I want to smell disgusting. Filthy, even. Like a train of men ejaculated all over my face and then punched me in the nose.” Seems like Lady Gaga has been listening.
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