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Lindsay Isn’t Stalking Sam Ronson

Now that Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, she’s moved right next door to her ex, Samantha Ronson, into an identical house. This is the same Sam Ronson whose doorstep she would show up on and whose door she would incessantly bang on at 4 AM the morning. Knowing this, people may think Lindsay was stalking her.

But that’s not true, says a source (coughDinaLohancough). They say Lindsay has had her eye on the condo even before Sam and has wanted to move to the area for quite some time.

It just so happened that the only condo available in that area was right next door to Sam’s. A total coincidence. And those binoculars Lindsay uses to stare at Sam’s house with? Birdwatching. It’s her new hobby.

Also, isn’t this chick broke? Who’s paying for her $7,100 per month rent. It sure as hell isn’t her job because the only way she’d have one is if someone was looking for an unreliable screw-up with no discernible talent.

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Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
10 years ago

uuumm. what a perfect little sex slave. f**k!

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